eating out irony

b&i enjoyed what will probably be our last date night as a family of 2 this past friday… (kinda weird to think about.) so, we got a table (um, no booths at this point, thanks…) and sat down.  we were both starving. here’s the thing… we might both be feeling the same starving sensation… but ...

getting nervous?

scenario one: getting up from couch… me: <<grunt>> b: (from other room) hey, are you okay? me: yeah, i’m fine.  just getting up. b: oh.   scenario two: swallowing a bite to eat me: <<groan>> b: hey, you okay? me: yeah, just have a little bit of heartburn. b: oh.   scenario 3: sitting at ...

pregnancy procedure: in the case of dropped items

25. September 2012 funny, mommyhood, randomness 1
we are in the swing of third trimester here… and with this particularly rotund and tiring phase of pregnancy, we have begun to institute some new procedures around the house. a new procedure has been employed as of, well, today: pregnancy procedure #1: in the case of dropped items, these procedures will be employed, based ...

they call it “glisten” ’cause they’re nice.

06. September 2012 funny 1
you’ve heard the saying that women don’t sweat… they “glisten.” they say it’s especially true of pregnant women. “oh, you’re just glowing…” i’ve heard people say to the expecting. and it’s true. in fact, every pregnant woman i’ve encountered seem to look like this: cute little bellies. rosy cheeks.  (that’s the “glow” part.) hands strategically ...